Things to do on a Long Haul Flight

• Spill soda on the person next to you every few minutes.
• Dress up as a Jehovah's Witness and systematically try to convert each passenger.
  
• Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
• Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, anounce that the first class passengers and luggage are to switch places.
• Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
• Go up to someone and ask loudly if they wouldn't mind applying Preporation H to your hemrrhoids.
• Tap at the windows, saying "Looks pretty tough" then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test.
• Disco dance in the aisle.
• Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
• Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.
• Try to lead plane in song "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner"
• Moon passing Delta planes.
• Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
• Start a hot dog stand.
• Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
• No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
• Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
• Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
• Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.
• Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e"
• Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.
• Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices.
• Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.
• Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!"
• With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"
• If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off
• Pretend you're flying the plane.
• Take over the plane with a toy gun