Bumper Stickers, Inc.

• So many stupid people, so few asteroids.
• Excess is never too much in moderation.
• To err is human, to moo bovine.
• Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
• The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
• This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
• What would Gandalf do?
• I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
• If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
• If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
• Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
• On your mark, get set, go away!
• I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
• If you can read this, you're not the president.
• If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
• Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
• Procrastinate now.
• I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
• Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?
• Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
• My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
• Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
• If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
• Honk If you want to see my finger.
• If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
• Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
• If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!
• Driver carries no cash. He's married.
• All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
• Watch out for the idiot behind me.
• I doubt, therefore I might be.
• If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
• Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
• Vote Democrat — it's easier than working!
• Vote Republican — it's easier than thinking!
• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
• Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps.