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Saturday, June 03, 2006

Things People Hate About Other People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. (MT* Warning: Unless you been living in a David Blaine-esque water tank for the last 5 years you will have heard this one before) When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

NIce Job Mark! You get it... Coolio!

Friday, January 25, 2008 1:28:00 am

 

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