Because plagiarism saves time.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

How to surprise a waitress, an MT Original

1) Order three extra spoons with your dessert and throw them out of the window.

2) roll up the napkin and singe the end with the candle so it looks
like a joint

3) insist that your mint imperial is corked and demand another.

4) on the way out, pick up the spoons you threw out and use them to
stir your coffee the next day.

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