We Dare You: Everyday Dares

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Don't use any punctuation anywhere

4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

5. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

7. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose!"