2005 Beer & Wine Mathematics

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint or a glass or two of wine.

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to get an honest figure)

3 Add 5 (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50. (Start > Programs > Accessories > Calculator if you need help ... )

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should have a three-digit number


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have a pint this week), and the next two numbers are...

…………..your age! How lovely. Well it killed a minute or so.