For the Brits to redeem ourselves...

The last post sisn't give a particularly great view of the British, so here's some stuff that only ever happens in Britain...

• Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
• Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
• Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
• Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
• Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
• Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.