Serious Note: Government Health Concerns

It seems that the use of the net has led to some severe nationwide medical problems. The amount of people LMAO'ing has led the government to beleive that the amount of people wandering around with no A's had risen by more than 800% in the last year. They are also concerend at the amoutn of people openly admitting to the somewhat unhygeinic acticity of PMSL'ing - it appears that even the most basic of hygeine standards are now being broken. Governments are advising people to move their computers nearer to toilets.