Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
[ Credit: Stuey ]
No comments:
Post a Comment