Good Quotes Wot I Also Stole

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I intend to live forever - so far so good.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

[ Credit: Stuey ]