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Blue Peter Badges to be replaced by Blue Peter ID cards. To be honest I'm not 100% sure whether or not this is a joke, but its still worth reading. Maybe not as enjoyable for US readers who don't know what Blue Peter is.

China buys Google. I haven't read it but its probably funny.

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