Topical.

... There were no customers in the bar, except for the three in the corner, and they were a strange trio in themselves, because sitting at the table were a bear and a lion and on the table perched a chicken.

The Bear said to the other two, and the barman had he been listening, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest shivers with fear."

The Lion, not to be outdone said, "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."

But the chicken stretched his wings and his neck and said, "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself."