Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
Bottom of his reindeer class
Wanted to be sleigh leader
So he started kissing Santa's ass
All of the other reindeer
Really learned to hate his gut
Every time they saw Santa
Rudolph's nose was up his butt
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Blitzen had had enough
So they took Rudolph outside
And got the elves to beat him up
Oh, how the reindeer loved it
As Rudolph screamed out in pain
Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer
He'll never kiss a butt again.
(I know there are other Rudolph variations out there but this is the only work-safe one I've heard.)
posted by MT at 8:36 pm
3 Comments:
found it at last! the best one around. thanks mate.
Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:53:00 pm
Rudolph The Brown-Nosed Reindeer
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall?
The biggest butt-kissing Reindeer of all? (kissing sounds)
Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer
Bottom of his reindeer class
Wanted to be sleigh leader
So he started kissing Santa’s ass (kissing sounds)
All of the other reindeer
Learned to really hate his guts (grumbling sounds)
Whenever they saw Santa
Rudi’s nose was up his butt
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Blitzen had enough ("Got someone to kick his butt!")
Took Rudolph out behind the shed
And got the elves to beat him up (grumbling sounds)
Oh how the reindeer loved it ("Yay!")
As Rudolph shouted out in pain (screams)
Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer
He'll never kiss a butt again!
Friday, November 11, 2011 3:17:00 am
I remember something I heard on the radio in the Nineties;
portions such as "all of the other reindeer always liked to joke and tease,
then they would stop abruptly and one of them would cut the cheese"
and "As they shouted out with glee,Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer,you should try proctology!"
Saturday, December 21, 2013 12:55:00 am
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