Too Harsh? The Top 5 Harsh Insults
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?
- I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my butt.
- Ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
- When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
- Your being here is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
posted by MT at 6:25 pm
12 Comments:
Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.
You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:21:00 pm
wow i definitly loved them because they were mean but not that bad
Monday, April 30, 2007 3:06:00 pm
ohh good god you lot, would you like me to get you a phone book so you can call someone who gives a crap, jesus i could kick you asses so easily i would fall asleep trying.
Saturday, November 17, 2007 11:13:00 am
lol funni like the stick n the perspective n die the most and add more cud be usefull
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:22:00 pm
lol dear anonymous, your trying to come back to not so bad insults with the most retarded insults I've ever heard, "you have the appeal of a moldy sweat sock" ??? sounds like you tried to google fancy words and mix them with shit in your room like that moldy sweat sock you call your g/f, thats lying next to the womens section of a sears catalogue. another great one slick "jellyfish-sucking mental midget" how did you come up with that one? take your moms life story and replace "sweaty cock" with "jellyfish"? Its a surprise her ugly, midget, hooker-snatch can get enough lonely truckers to pay her for a horrible time to support you to live in her basement. Heres a tip, why dont you stop suckin the dust out of your moms saggy, abused tits, get a job, and talk to some people in the real world (I know the thought must be frightening) instead of the fags in your warcraft chatroom and the lizards in your favourtite pet store that you would "rather talk to", and maybe you'll learn how to speak. I bet you do prefer to talk to lizards, because they're the only ones that dont laugh at your retarded comments. I cant believe your a big enough pussy that you have to post youself as anonymous, I bet you cant stand the thought that the only people that would know your name other than your mom would call you down, I bet SHE even calls you down when your not around or at least curses that she couldnt afford an abortion after she found out some crack head that paid her in meth knocked her up.
Cheers douche bag. :)
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 8:16:00 am
My favorite insult that I reserve for the most deserving.
Your father was only able to pump just enough DNA from his atrophied disease infested testicles into the whore (or prostitute) you call mommy to create a life yet not nearly enough to make you a human being.
Scorpio
Monday, June 29, 2009 5:12:00 pm
what kind of shit harsh insults are those? I can think of way worse umm.... Like talking to a black gangbanger, beat him up and say, Hey spic, next time get your nigga daddy instead of trying to beat me up. Oh wait he died of Herpes from banging all 14 of those hoes you call mommies.
Monday, January 18, 2010 2:32:00 am
you cant die from herpes idiot.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:53:00 am
Dude... No offense but this insults are quite bluntly, crap. I can think of way better ones. For example: you are living proof that you can get pregnant by having anal sex. Actually... That's kinda crap too but oh well :I
Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:03:00 pm
what shit quality insults. this dude is definitely american.
Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:17:00 am
I belive the only insult you will ever need is "fuck off".
Sunday, May 27, 2012 7:59:00 am
^^u are one lame as faggot all of these jokes are copy and paste
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