Liverpool

There was a new up and coming footballer in Iraq, who impressed many top football clubs, including Liverpool, so they signed him and he moved there.

One day he scored a goal and after celebrating phoned his family to ask them how they were, and if they saw the match, and his mother answered and said "well, whilst you were off playing football your sister was raped, and your dad was murdered, and it's all your fault!"

He was shocked at the way in which his mother blamed him, and replied "why? why is that my fault?"

And his mum said "because you made us move to Liverpool."

(Sorry to all Liverpool fans, but lets face it, you're a lot less likely to leave indignant comments than your Brummie counterparts.)