Skoda Jokes

How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Fill it with petrol.

What do you call a Skoda on a hill?
A miracle.

What do you call a Skoda convertible?
A skip.

What do you call a turbo power Skoda?
A lawnmower.

and finally ...

What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovah's witness?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's witness.