BlackPeopleLoveUs.com

I'm not quite sure what to make of this website. Either way, it's mildly amusing and I think there's a message in it somewhere. If you think it's racist, you're just being dense and need to think about it a bit longer. I think.

Remote Control Facts

Via Gizmodo.

The average TV fan loses the remote 3.4 times a week, spending over 2 minutes each time looking for it.

Those ‘missing’ remotes have also been rediscovered in some unusual places: toilet, fridge, bin, washing machine and under the bed.

A disturbingly high percentage (a third) admit to hiding the remote on others while 1-in-5 fessed up to throwing the remote at someone in a fit of rage.

Twenty per cent of people argue with others about the remote every couple of days while 6% said the rows are every night

Almost 90% of those surveyed said men are more possessive (‘my Precioussss’) of the remote and a third said they feel much happier when in control of the remote.

Reality shows make 37% of people change station while 79% switch to avoid ads.

Just when you thought the whole Guy Goma thing had blown over...

... they decide to make a movie about it. No, really.

Chicken Picks

You may remember me mentioning Savage Chickens earlier in the blog. Now, I also bring you links to individual episodes. See how nice I am?

• Amusement - True to life.
  
• Pet Rock - Somehow, I now feel sorry for a rock.
• Sasquatch - Anything that pokes fun at Canada is fine by me.
• Over The Moon - I hope my conversations never resort to this.
• Shag - It's not what you think.
• Anonymous - It just doesn't work in my town.
• Do The Math - Sounds like a good career.
• Vacation - Why didn't I think of that?
• Protest - I agree.
• Presentation - The lines go up, so: I'm happy.
• Cubicle - How very true.
• Voices - I hear the voices too.
• The Shawshank Installation - So that's where it was.
• Lunch Rut - Not thinking of any places in particular...
• Brevity - Maybe I shouldn't talk so much.
  
• Glass Half Empty - I think I said that once.

There's probably more good ones where those came from, so feel free to add some if you want.

Yet another Exam Answer:

Q: What is the product when chlorine is mixed with water?
A: Wet chlorine.

Via Andy H.

Bollocks.

MP3 players and washing machines do not make good combinations.
I don't say this very often, but :(

(Editorial Comment)

Paninis should be made illegal.