Driving Theory Test

Bored? See if you can pass a driving theory test.

Famous People in the everday world

A Shaggy impersonator calls his local supermarket.

Helicopted Idiocy

Where did it go?

Kenya Toursit Baord

Weebl creates Kenya's new tourism ad. Its got lions in.

Can Crusher

Aid recycling. Go on. It'll be the best $5 you ever spent.

Tech Support

Have a little sympathy for the guy you're yelling at.

Busted!

A policewoman is given a hard time arresting a drink driver.

Lifeguard's Toilet Break

Another extract from a caught-on-camera show. The look on their faces...

What a clever doggy!

Train your pets and reap the rewards.

London 2012

The government is said to be planning some unusual methods to make the London olympics memorable.

One Upmanship

A battle of wits on the treacherous oceans.

Mom and Pop vs. Walmart

Sorry, but yes it is a song.

Bought to you by Grab.

Dry Spell

There appears to be another dry spell in which there is no new good stuff on the net. We apologise for this, and will publish more stuff as soon as we find it.

In the meantime, you might just have to do some work for a change.
(And as always, let us know if you see naything good).

Who says exams are getting easier? Or that the Irish are stupid?

Genuine answers from 16-year-olds taking their Standard Grade (like an Irish GCSE) in Cork:

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [This student got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the fivenbowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head.

2012 Olympics

Oh la la.
Possibly the fastest picture to go round the net.

A Tribute to Charles Clarke and his ID cards

Politics... long words.... topical.... talking dogs... aaaaaaargh!

And yet I watched it twice then blogged it.

Bill Gates and General Motors

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like! Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics :

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept
this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Credit for this one goes to the long line of people involved in emailing this to me.

Ride in Style

The finest limo in Texas. Bought to you by Lycos.

Ferrari

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/ferrari.mpg

Eye Test

How many "F"'s are in this text? Try only once, then see the comments for the answer.

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The Canadian Military

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